Sheep Are Dope As Fuck
coolscar:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

Don’t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don’t tell fat women to put down the fork. Don’t tell underweight men to bulk up. Don’t tell women with facial hair to wax, don’t tell uncircumcised men they’re gross, don’t tell muscular women to go easy on the dead-lift, don’t tell dark-skinned women to bleach their vaginas, don’t tell black women to relax their hair, don’t tell flat-chested women to get breast implants, don’t tell “apple-shaped” women what’s “flattering,” don’t tell mothers to hide their stretch marks, and don’t tell people whose toes you don’t approve of not to wear flip-flops. And so on, etc, etc, in every iteration until the mountains crumble to the sea. Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling other human beings what they “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their bodies unless a) you are their doctor, or b) SOMEBODY GODDAMN ASKED YOU.
Lindy West, Thin Women: I’ve Got Your Back. Could You Get Mine? (via born-on-the-coldest-day)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

i have seen death

fefarielle:

pillory:

tinypuffer:

dwarf puffer eating redworm which is his favorite food.

but it looks like he is blowing one of the party horns tho


u go lil fish

fefarielle:

pillory:

tinypuffer:

dwarf puffer eating redworm which is his favorite food.

but it looks like he is blowing one of the party horns tho

u go lil fish

toxicmp3:

feminism is here

toxicmp3:

feminism is here

phleps:

theirye’re* 

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

thebattlingbardofvalyria:

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

I am so happy someone took the job to figure that out

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

theonewhosawitall:

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

i like warm hugs

theonewhosawitall:

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

i like warm hugs

wayfaringchild:

deduction-to-seduction:

thatlowvice:

This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.

Jawn come back and play 

NO BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE END AND SMACKS INTO THE WALL AND SHAKES ITS HEAD A BIT AND THEN THE OTHERS ALL PILE UP IN A LITTLE OTTER BUNDLE I CAN’T

wayfaringchild:

deduction-to-seduction:

thatlowvice:

This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.

Jawn come back and play 

NO BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE END AND SMACKS INTO THE WALL AND SHAKES ITS HEAD A BIT AND THEN THE OTHERS ALL PILE UP IN A LITTLE OTTER BUNDLE I CAN’T

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.